The Characters and Backstory.

For the last four months, I've put up living with a Bitch.

It's a long and complicated story as to how I ended up in this situation, and its been even more complicated LIVING with her.

But I can stand it no longer. I MUST rant. And now that I have informed her that by the end of this month, my boyfriend and I will be vacating, I can. >8D

So, for the next month, I will be posting daily the trials and tribulations of the last month of having to deal with the Bitch, we'll call her Kittie, and her mother, Mamabitch. Here's an over view of who lives in the apartment, and a quick back history. I'll post again tomorrow.


THE OCCUPANTS
Kittie
a 20 year old virgin closet lesbian who is can't seem to get off the cord. Dubbed "Kittie" for her obsession over her three cats, literally to the point where we can legitimately call her a crazy cat lady. She also neglects to clean up after said cats, sometimes for more than a week. With three cats, the litterbox should be cleaned out every other day, if not daily. Its gross. Seriously. She goes to Art college and is extremely stuck up about it. Also, incredibly selfish. She currently made Mamabitch buy her a brand new DSLR camera, a $800+ purchase, fully knowing her mom is not only in debt, but has NO JOB. She occupies the MASTER BEDROOM, by herself.

Angry Apple
otherwise known as the author of the blog. -wink- I'm 20 years old, an aspiring colorist for comics and illustrations, and I'm doing it the old fashioned way; by the skin of my teeth. No fancy art college for me. I'm also hoping to open my own business at some point. Other than that, I work two jobs to pay the bills, and enjoy such pass times as Reading, drawing, crocheting, Roleplaying, and going to conventions. I occupy the MIDDLE BEDROOM, with my boyfriend Betaray.

Betaray
19 year old struggling artist and baristo, [or male barista]. Out of work for a year due to poor economy and sexist coffee stand owners. Enjoys coffee, comics, and movies. Is overstressed and depressed from living conditions of the apartment, mostly due to Kittie and Mamabitch. He hasn't had a decent nights sleep in over two months, and is constantly stuck at the apartment. Biggest beef? His things going missing for no reason. He occupies the MIDDLE BEDROOM, with his girlfriend Angry Apples.

Dora
The resident Mexican of the household. Now 20 years old, She moved into the apartment just before Thanksgiving, and thus far, has been a great improvement over Kittie. She does her dishes, cleans up after herself, likes to Roleplay, and works at the movie theater [which means we get to watch movies... for FREE]. Dora is also going to the same Art College as Kittie. She is upfront about everything, and doesn't take crap. She can also make ANYTHING work with her amazing MEXICAN POWERS! She occupies the SMALLEST BEDROOM, with her BFF Ember.

Ember
The other girl. She moved in at the same time as Dora, and has been a great improvement as well. Despite the fact that she has been hitting the pot a bit too much lately, she is more desirable as a room mate that Kittie could ever be. She does the dishes, cooks food for us every so often, and also works at a movie theater. She doesn't go to college. She is obsessed with the Beatles, and likes to play Rockband. She occupies the SMALLEST BEDROOM, with her BFF Dora.


THE OTHER PEOPLES
Mamabitch
Kittie's overprotective and bitchy mother. Currently has no Job, but does "Secret Shopper" on the side. Due to the effects of not cutting the cord from Kittie, she must return to the apartment every other week. At LEAST. This wouldn't be a problem... that is, if she didn't talk about everyone behind their backs, take our food and hide it in Kittie's room, rearrange our items in the living room and steal our art supplies thinking they are Kittie's [because.. really, Kittie is the only ACTUAL artist in the house, so these MUST be her's!], and Kittie informed us that she was going to have a visitor. She loves to find ways to tell everyone they are wrong, and likes to storm around the apartment. She doesn't live in, nor help pay for, the apartment.

The Cats
Dubbed "Orange", "Pester", and "Little Bitch". They are Kittie's pets, which she trades with her mother every so often like Pokemon. Orange is sweet and cuddly, and was originally supposed to be Betaray and Mine's cat. Kittie somehow coerced his original owner to give him to her when we were unable to house him. Pester is the most annoying cat in the world, and likes to wake people up. Little Bitch used to be housed with Mamabitch, and unfortunately, we think she rubbed off on the cat.


So that's the General deal. I have a lot to rant about, and most of it is ridiculous and will probably be fairly hilarious to you, my audience. I hope you enjoy it, and LEARN from it. Trust me, you NEVER want to be in a situation like MINE.

READ. LEARN. LAUGH. COMMENT.

With all my Angry Love,
Apples