The Apartment and Kittie's room.

Not much happened today, so I thought I would take this time to explain/show the lay out of the Apartment, everyones' rooms, and how much of the apartment is taken up by Kittie's shit. Which is a lot, let me tell you.

That is the layout of the entire apartment. The room sizes are as follows.

Kittie's Room ~about~ 11x11
Apple+Betta's ~about~ 9x8
Dora+Ember's ~about~ 8x7

Now, Kittie's dimensions are not as accurate as they should be. Those measurements are just for the main part of her room, and do not include her two closets, or the vanity/sink area, or her personal bathroom. The same goes for the other two rooms, its the dimensions minus the closets.

Here is a break down of how Kittie's room is laid out. The Key is to the left, but I'd like to break it down further, I'm sure you all won't mind. <3

1. Her Mini Fridge. She's had it for the entire time I've known her. The top of it holds all her fruit and snacks and stuff. Inside she has most of her sodas and super expensive juices her mom buys her.
2. Her Dresser. It's giant, and it's "special" because it "has a light on the top under the glass that lights up!" Though she never uses it. It holds mostly the clothing she never wears, her underthings, and bedding.
3. The nightstands. She has THREE of them. Why? No idea. But I have noticed a theme with her and night stands. There used to be two more of them in the living room, but we had her mom take them home because they were useless.
4. Her desk. She has one in the living room too, but for some reason she needed a second one for her room.
5. Bookshelf. Full of Manga and old art books.
6. Another bookshelf, but her mom converted this into her "pantry". It has a bunch of food on it that Kittie will never cook for herself.
7. Litter Boxes. She keeps them in her closet.

Besides the items listed above, she has a bed, TV, and a giant fuckin' easel for painting that is against the wall between her dresser and mini fridge. The bed, as you might notice from the diagram, is a giant fuckin' bed. That's because its a Queen.

She's one person.

In the biggest room.

On a QUEEN bed.

Here is a break down for the common space of the house. I didn't put a Key on this picture, so I'll just tell you what everything is. <3 It's color coated to show you what items belong to which person.


Kittie = Purple
Apple/Beta = Pink
Dora/Ember = Green

1. A giant Chair with attached ottoman. Kittie's.
2. Another nightstand/end table. Kittie's.
3. A very uncomfortable futon. Kittie's.
4. TV stand. Kitties.
5. TV. It's technically mine.
6. DVD tower. Beta's.
7. Another end table. Kittie's.
8. A giant useless round chair, it fits nowhere. Kittie's.
9. Desk chair. Kittie's.
10. The other desk. Kittie's.
11. A night stand. Filled with our D&D stuff. Dora's.
12. Dining room table and chairs from Ikea. Piece of crap, breaking even though they got it only 3 months ago. Kittie's.
13. Another end table or sorts. It hold a bunch of artwork that Kittie made. All of it is super creepy and death-like. She's a kinda messed up girl, to tell the truth. There is a plate, fork, knife, and spoon set of art work. They are like... painted white then she sharpie'd weird drawings and sayings on them. Like, "Tear. Rip. Rend. Cut to the bone. <3" or "Death looks sweet..." and other things like that. >0> Anyways. This display is useless and just takes up space.

Also, that spirally thing in the middle? It's our Christmas tree. XD Still milkin' it. <3

As you can see, most of the furniture is Kittie's. Because... "she was there first". When her mom came to visit after we rearranged the common space so it was more open, she started freaking out and yelling at us, asking if we were going to pay for new furniture when the futon and chair burned down. We asked what she meant, and apparently she was flipping out because we put the futon near a heater vent.

I will point out that the giant round useless chair used to be so close to that heater vent the heater and the chair were making love. And that chair never burned down. We told her that, and she still told us we'd have to pay for the new furniture, and this was "expensive" furniture.

Beta and I talked about it later, and find it stupid. For one reason, who buys brand new expensive furniture for a college apartment?! Idiots, that's who. I'm sure plenty of you, my fabulous readers, are either college students, or young adults, and I'm positive a good majority of you have either second hand furniture, or you're parents old furniture, right? I know when we move out, it's all gonna be old pieces of crap, and that'll be perfect.

Kittie is a 20 year old college student. She doesn't need expensive furniture.

But seriously, all I ever hear out of either her or her mother's mouth has too do with money, or the worth of something. "This chair cost $300s!"

WHO THE FUCK BUYS A THREE HUNDRED DOLLAR CHAIR FOR THEIR KID?! I KNOW I WOULDN'T!

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Anyways. On to the Kitchen...

Simple. All the dishes, which are by the way made of heavy glass, [and again, who buys glass dishes for a college apartment?!] all belong to Kittie. So do the silverware, Tupperware, mixing bowls, appliances, pots and pans, rice cooker, microwave, microwave oven, other utensils and coffee machine (which Mamabitch never cleans before leaving so it molds and I have to clean it)... all belong to Kittie.

The only things that belong to me are a "brain" jello mold and a Ninja Turtle cake pan. 8D


On to the Laundry room.
As you can see in the first diagram, the water heater is in the laundry room. Between the laundry room and the washer is a closet rack Mamabitch somehow fit in there. There is a rack above the W/D that holds all the laundry soap. Kittie has her own soap and softener, so do Dora/Ember and Me/Beta. Then there are a shit ton of cleaning supplies, which are Kittie's.

And that's about it for Kittie's room and the main part of the Apartment. I'm super tired, and there really isn't anything I can think to add. So I think it's time for Apple's to get Beta off the ottoman chair and into our room for bed time.

Again, feel free to ask me questions, or just leave comments. It's kinda nice to know I'm not just talking to myself out here on the internets, so please, do post a hello at least. <3

All my Angry Love,
Apples.

PS. In addition, most likely I'll break down Mine/Beta's room and Dora/Ember's room in the future some time. When I feel like it, of course. <3